Gharo Ghari Matichya Chuli – 1

Mitrano hi katha mazya gharchi, areachi, gavachi manayla harkat nai. Yat tumhala kalel lokanchi thinking ani gharche dark secrets. Ekun tumcha bulla / pucchi pani pani houn jail. Survat mazya pasun karto. Maz naav sham aahe. Mi 20 varsacha aahe. Aamhi rahayla chalit aaho. Maze baba watchmen aahet. Ani mummy gharich aste. Te lok ghrguti kaam ghetat papad, chain, chocolate banvaych. Tyancha bachat gat aahe. Tyat 5 bayaka aahet. Hya 5chi line mdhyech rahtaat. Mazya aai ch naav kavita aahe. Ti ekti 12vi jhaleli aahe yanchyaat. Hi tichich idea hoti. Actu llu chalit sarvat mothi kholi aamchi ch hoti. Tyatli ek kholi la aai ne office banaval hota tyatch kaam karayche. Mazya aai ch vay 38 asel pan ti disayla ekdum bhari hoti, tila bagun bhale bhale yede vayche. Fakth tond ughadala ki bhosda vhaycha. Ti fatkya tondachi hoti, bolatana kahi vichar nai karaychi. Ti la mazya var raah ala tr gharatch mla maderchod, aaighalya manaychi. Mla jaam odd vataych pan mla mahit navta mi kharach aai jhavada honar aahe. Papa chi night duty asli ki aamhi dogh ektra jhopaycho. Ti nighty chya aat kai ghalaychi nai manun ticha bocha, ball bagayla majja yaychi. Mi jhopecha bahane tichya gandi la lavda ghasaycho, kadhi gandi la hath lavaycha. Pan aai jast vel karu daychi nai. Ti lagech kushi badlaychi. Mazi pan ya pudh himmat vhaychi nai. Pan jhal as ekda, mi underpant vr gharat baslo hoto, ani achanak bakichya bayaka aamchya ghari meeting sathi aalya. Mi dar ughdla tevha tyani mla underpant br bagun hasu laglya mi palat aat gelo. Jaam vait vatat hot. Aai tyana shant karat tyachya office madhye gheun geli. Tith tyacha vishay chalu hota. Mla ekyach hota mazya badal kai bolat tr nai na.

Aai :- are bas ata pure jhal, tumhi tr ase vagtyat jas tumhi tyala Nagda bagital.

Shanta ( 1 ) :- ag rahilech kai bagach, samech hota.

Aai :- mag ghyaycha na tyala chadhvun evhdhach aavdla tr.

Saglya bayaka shant jhalya. Tyanchi meeting jhali ani 2 bayka ghari gelya. Fakth shanta kaku ani ghade kaku thamblya hotya.

Ya 3 maitrni hotya ani tyanchi bachat gat ughadala hota. Thodya vel baslyaver tya parat bolayla laglya.

Aai :- sorry g bai, magashi jara jastch bolle, ag tu Saglyan samor tu vishay kadhla manun. Nai tr bayka fayda uchaltat.

Ghade kaku :- ag bai aamhala kai karaych, disla manun bolli ti, pan bar jhal tu bollis, tya baykanvr aapla jara dhaska rahilach pahije.

Shanta kaku :- jaude g tyat kai evdh chalta. Majak masti samjte mla.

Ghade kaku :- kavita pan khar bolaych jhal tr mulala gharat nit kapde ghalayla sangat ja ata, raag nko yeu deus pan toh motha jhalay, disun yet te, kas tri vatta, mi pan mazya sujit la basu det nai as kadhi.

Aai :- ag bap-lekala savaych aahe. Gharat aale ki kapde kaadhunch phirtat. Ata mla pan savay jhaliye.

Shanta :- bar aahe tumch ghrchya ghari tumla sagla bhetta, aamchya gharat asla kai nai. 2 satvyaa aahet tyanch tension asta mla.

Ghade kaku :- aaamhi kai haus naste bai. Ata aahe gharat manun dista.

Aai :- tech na. Ata bagun bagun kai navalch vatat nai.

Shanta :- kai boltes, khar ka, ag mi tr jhak jhale sham la bagun. Ag khar motha jhalay toh, tyacha saman motha disat hoti chddit.

Ghade kaku :- ho g bai, as vatat hota kaccha kela thevlay chaddit. Evdha tr mazya sujitch pan disat nai. Toh normle hota ka tight jhal hota saman tyacha.

Aai :- nai g, normle ch hota, bapavr gelay toh, saman tathla tr paar 9 incha var jato toh. Bagshil tr gand phatel.

Shanta :- ( schok face ) tu tuzya porach tight jahlyver bagitlays. Khar sang na.

Ghade kaku :- ag ekach gharat rahto mag bagach nasla tri distach. Ani ata ya vatyat sulsulat asto tyancha. Mi pan kiti vela sujit la pakadlay hath bhatti ( halav tana ) chavaltana.

Shanta :- kai bolta ghade vaini, mag tumhi kai karta, baghun mood hot nai ka tumcha. Mi tr ekunch oli jhaliye.

Aai :- hasat, che g, kai hi boltes tu, por aahet aamchi ti. Vichar pan nai karat aamhi tasa.

Shanta :- vaah, chan aahe, pan mla nasta jhal bai sahan, mazya kadun kahi na kai jhal asta. Tumhi lay control karta. Bhari aahe tumch.

Ghadhe kaku :- control, ag bai kai sangu tula. Ek te 10by 10 chi kholi, tyat porga baju la jhoplela Astana navryala khaj sutli na mag evdhi laaj vatte karayla. As vatat toh bhagatch asto.

Aai :- same, barobar manla ghade vaini, ag tu tri gharat mokali phiru shakte. Aamhala tas pan phirta yet nai. Porna disla ki te yedya sarkhe bagat astat, laaj vatte na ashi.

Shanta :- baya, laych awagad aahe tumch. Bar aahe baba mla porga nai. Mla tr rahvalch nasta. Mi naste thevu shakle aste evdhi control. Kai na kai jhal asta. Chla ata evdha bolun blouncj oli jhaliye me, kaam padliyet ghari jate mi.

Ata gharat fakta ghade kaku anu aai hoti. Te dogh jara hasle ani tichya badal bolu lagle.

Ghade kaku :- vaini aaplyaa doghant evdh same aahe, manun mla tumhala ek vicharaych hota. Bolu ka.

Aai :- bola ki vaini tyat kai evdh.

Ghade kaku :- aho raag nka manu, pan kdhi sham ne tumchya var chance marlay ka.

Aai :- ka oh, as ka vichartay? Kai jhal?

Ghade kaku :- aho sujit ch kai khar vatat naiye, toh laych uslya martoy pahile tr mi jhopet asatana hath lavaycha, dabaycha. Ata divasa pan kartoy. Kal mi kitchen madhye kaam karat hote tr magun yeun chitakla ani bulla gandit ghusavat hota. Mla kalat nvta kai karu, sgalya anga var shahare aale hote. Halta pan yet nvta mla. Shwas pan ghyayla trass hot hota.

Aai :- kai manta vaini, khar kai, bai g awgadh ch aahe. Porach kai karaych ya, aho aamchya ghari pen samech aahe. Pan ajun tyachi evdhi himmat nai jhali. Toh pan ratri jhopet hath phirvat asto mazya gandi vrun kadhi kadhi chitakto magun. Pan mi jhakte tyala.

Ghade kaku :- aho tech tr, yat chuki tyachya bapachi aahe. Aho mushkilne mhinyatun 1-2 vela kartat ani tyat pan 2 mintat galto tayncha. Mi pan bai aahe, shahan karaychi pan kai limit aste na.

Aai :- babro bar bolla baga, sham che papa pan ata pahilyaa sarkh nai karat. Mla pan ardhyatunch uthav lagta. Bayka 35 shi nanter jawan hotat. Tyana tevha kal sutate, khaj vadhte, ani he mansa toh paryant mhatare hotat. Uthana band hota tyanch. Karaych tri kai. Affair nai karnar tr bayka kai karnar sanga tumhich.

Ghade kaku :- baro bar bollat baga. Mag tumhi kai manta. Deu ka sujit la mi. Mla rahvat nai ata, toh angala chitakla mi pura angat shid shidi bharte. Oli hote me tyacha hath lagla ki. As vatta kacha kach jhavun ghyav tyachya kadun.

Aai :- ( hasat ) aho mag ghya ki udun, koni thambvaly tumhala. Tumch ch porga aahe. Gharatlya gharat konala kalnar aahe. Mi pan nai sangnar konala. Kashla man marta, ghya karun aahe toh paryant. Ekda 40 shi Cross jhali ki toh swata halu halu lamb hoil, jo paryant tumch saman tath aahe ghya udun.

Mla vishwas navta hot, baykanch asla pan bolna asta. Maza bulla tathla hota he ekun. Ghade kaku badal bolaych jhal tr ek number chi item hoti ti pan, fakth sawali hoti, ti Mummy peksha lahan hoti. Sujit pan mazya peksha lahan hota 18 varsacha ch hota ani ata tyala tyachi aai jhavayla bhetnar hoti. Mla jaam vait vatat hota.